Welcome to a "news" revolution

 

Person Holding a Burning News Paper Close-up Photography

Most "news" sites these days make you think they are real [does this font make us look more legit?]. Like your favorite pin up or Insta model they are probably [mostly] fake [but still looks pretty darn good amiright?]. 

Well, like a psychopathic AI Love machine/serial killer on a first date we are here to tell you this shit is fake a f***. Unless our writers have somehow... someway.. come into contact with alternate dimensions [editor's note they have... run for your lives!] this is ALL for fun, LULZ, and good times, [and world domination]. We hope you enjoy and if you do... Share! share! share! [please do not send us unrequested d*ck pics]

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